The
following was sent to me a dozen years ago. This is more of a joke than a
story, but it is fun enough that I thought I would share it:
Do NOT ride in
automobiles: they cause 20% of all fatal accidents.
Do NOT stay home:
17% of all accidents do occur in home.
Do NOT walk on the
streets or sidewalks: 14% of all accidents happen to pedestrians.
Do NOT travel by air, rail, or water: 16%
of all accidents happen on these.
Only .001% of all
deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are related to previous
physical disorders. Hence, the safest place for you to be at any time is church.
Bible study is safe, too. The percentage there is even less.
Go to church! IT
COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!
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