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Friday, December 24, 2010

Children's Christmas Carols


Okay, I don’t know if great theological truths can be gleaned from the following, but sometimes, it is fun just to laugh. Someone sent the following several years ago. I hope you enjoy them:


            Children's Christmas Carols

            No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites:

            Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly

            We three kings of porridge and tar

            On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me

            Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire

            He's makin a list, chicken and rice

            Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel

            With the jelly toast proclaim

            Olive, the other reindeer

            Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say

            Sleep in heavenly peas

            In the meadow we can build a snowman, then pretend that he
is sparse and brown

            You'll go down in listerine

            Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay

            O come, froggy faithful

            You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"

            Good tidings we bring to you and your kid

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