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Friday, January 14, 2011

Classified Ads

These were sent to me a couple of decades ago. I got a kick out of them. Use them as you will. They were excerpts from actual classified ads:

 Illiterate? Write today for free help.

 Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll
 never go anywhere again.

 Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals,
 and smacks included.

 Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

 Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

 Stock up and save. Limit: one.

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