Pocket Money

There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it is still out there in your pockets."

Why Don’t I Like You?

I have an old story in my files from a few years ago. I found it on Elbourne.org. The story goes like this.

One man said to another at a school function for their kids: "I've been racking my mind, but I can’t place you. You look very much like somebody I have seen a lot - and for some reason I get the feeling you're somebody I don't LIKE - but I can't remember why. Isn't that strange?"

"There's nothing strange about it," said the other man. "For the last two years I've passed you the collection plate in church!"