Some
say a person’s job doesn’t influence his home life. I don’t know about that.
A
boy’s family moved to another city. Registering on his first day of school, the
boy was asked by the school secretary, "What's your father's
occupation?"
"He's a magician," said the new boy.
"How exciting. What's his best trick?"
"He saws people in half."
"How impressive! Now, do you have any brothers or sisters?"
"Yep... one half brother and two half sisters."
Be careful about taking your work home.
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